Meowchat - to - Human Glossary

Revised February 27, 2000

Please note:  This is a DRAFT page, changing constantly until final format and content is set.   THANK YOU to everyone who has contributed words and definitions - I just finished going through 67 emails which you all sent me on the original request (over a year ago!)

This is another draft (about the 3rd) for the RPCC dictionary/glossary.   Please email me with anything you think should be added.  Corrections welcomed.

I am still planning to include active links to any pages for the RPCC clubs (and other things, such as the RPCC Charter).  I am in the process of checking all previously obtained links and will email if I find one no longer valid, unless you let me know in advance.

Spelling is based on how MY cats typically spell these words.  As with all languages, there are a variety of dialects in meowchat, with variations in diction, spelling, etc.  This list should in no way be perceived as *the* way to spell any of this.

Thank you to everyone who has contributed words and definitions!

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Meow: Closest Human translation & / or explanation:
Anti Another kitty's meowmie.  See also Unka.
Bast Goddess of all cats.
<blink, blink> Mysterious slow blink done by torties.
Cadbury Monster Originally a huge, vicious, tasty sea-monster that lays eggs that a bunny steals and delivers to humans (and cats) every Easter (see The Great Cadbury Hunt).  RPCC now has a resident non-vicious Cadbury monster who was adopted by Tasha (RB) and Sapphire Samurai.
Cagji Cage / cat carrier.
Catmerica Cat nation (or America as run by cats).  Currently governed by President Clarence.
Clowder A group or collection of cats.  Also a gathering where a cat's humans enjoy each other's company and share their tales of servitude to their furry masters.  See also Kindle.
D*g Dog.
Fangu Thank you.   As in fangu furry much.
Fixed-when-not-broken Spayed / Neutered.
Fluffy Errr.....fat.
Flying tomatoes Tornados
Fonetalkyfingy Telephone
Foozed Confused
Forklift Forklift; often used to pick up errr..fluffy hoomins from the floor where they have collapsed.
Fud Food
Furrycane Hurricane.  See also Hurryupkane.
Grampaw Grandpa; another one of the humans who caters to a cat's every whim.
Granmeowmie Grandma; yet another one of the humans who caters to a cat's every whim.
Greeblings Little monsterthings that cats can see, but humans can't; cause all kinds of mischief.  Think gremlins.
Growlmonster Vacuum cleaner; lawnmower
Hedbutts Sign of affection and comfort.
Hissssspit Feline swear word.
Hoomin Human
Hoominkitten Child.  See also Two-legged kitten.
Hoomin-onna-string Cat-onna-leash.  Human holds one end, cat holds other so the human doesn't get lost.
Hotstovegetoff Thing in the kitchen for cooking kitty treats (stove)
Hurking What you do when you have a hairball or upset tummy; the art of decorating via regurgitating.
Hurryupkane Hurricane.  See also Furrycane.
Introoder kitty Any kitty other than ME!
Jellicle Ball Annual event held at the first full moon in October, where the friends who have gone to the Rainbow Bridge that year are remembered.   Based on T. S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
Kindle A group of kittens.  See also clowder.
Kissamouse Christmas
Kittydanceufjoy Extreme display of kitty happiness.
Kittyjail Cage; can be at TED, boarding kennel, Humane Society, etc.
The Kwiet Game Cat initiated activity; humans respond with "Quiet"; best played in the wee hours of the morning 
Meatloaf position Feline rest position in which the front paws are tucked under the chest, back leg under the hindquarters.  Often used in memorial situations on rpcc.
Meowmail Email
Meowmie Human mom; one of two primary humans who caters to a cat's every whim.  See also Pawpaw.
Metalmonster Car, truck.
Noizybokz Radio, piano, accordian...
Notty Naughty.
Onetruehome/Wuntruhome One True Home; the best place in the whole world, where you BELONG.  What all homeless/feral/stray kitties hope to find, a loving and nurturing household to call their own.
Pair of sites Parasites.  What TED looks for...
Pawpaw Human dad; one of two primary humans who caters to a cat's every whim.  See also Meowmie.
Payed When a girlkitty gets fixed-what-isn't-broken.  See also Tootered.
Phonetawkfingy Telephone.
Pooter (puter) Computer.
Purrday, Birfday Birthday.
Purrs Well, we hope you know what a purr is!   It is also used as a petition to Bast on behalf of those in need.
Skweeled wif delite Human display of great joy, especially when stepping in hairballs, watching our displays of prowess (e.g. climbing curtains) 
Smurgles Display of affection, often accompainied by kneading paws and headbutts 
Ssssnicker
Sumkatz Not us!  Oh, no, not US!
Tawkinpikshurbokz Television.
Teleporter Secret mode of kitty transport:  think TARDIS (Dr. Who) or Transporter (Star Trek) 
Toonas Kitty currency; also, favorite treat/food.
Tootered When a boykitty gets fixed-what-isn't-broken.  See also Payed.
TreeRats Squirrels.
Tummyskirts
Two-legged kitten Child.  See also Hoominkitten.
Unka Some other kitty's papaw.  See also Anti.
Waddermonsters 1)  Water     2) Tears (as in eyes leaking waddermonsters)
Wedwink The joining of two kitties in Holy Catrimony.
Wevvermonsters 
   (Icemonster, snowmonster etc.)
Weather (Ice, snow, etc.)
Whirlymonster Fan
Winkwink Very special kitty friend.  Winkwink relationships can lead to a wedwink.

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