| ACRONYMS: | Stands for: | Meaning: |
| DOC | Distinguished Older Cat | Male cats 10 years and older. |
| SOC | Sophisticated Older Cat | Female cats 10 years and older. |
| VC | Venerable Cat | Cats 15 years and older. |
| EC | Esteemed Cat | Cats 20 years old or older. |
| HC | Honorary Cat | Awarded to hoomin (or d*g) of outstanding catitude and participation in RPCC. |
| HH | Honorary Human | Awarded to Anti Maryann, who had no cat, when adopted by RPCC cats. |
| ERD | Evil Red Dot | Laser Pointer. |
| MMS | Misty Monitor Syndrome | What you have when staring at the computer with waddermonsters in eyes. |
| RB | Rainbow Bridge | The afterlife, where cats and other pets await the time when they will be rejoined with their hoomins. |
| ROFLMTO | ROFLMTO | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Tail Off |
| TED | The Evil Doctor | Veterinarian. Some kitties even see TEN (The Evil Nurse). |
| UB | Under Breath | Usually comments made by rude humans, which the cats hear anyway. |