Once upon a time a beautiful princess was brushing her hair in the window of her second story apartment and a handsome prince noticed her from the sidewalk below. Being intrigued, he sought information about the princess. Soon he learned that her name was Rapunzel and that she generally behaved like a princess, but she was often like a wicked sorceress.

The prince called up to her, he shouted, "Rapunzel, I want to meet you. Come downstairs and unlock the door to the lobby." Rapunzel thought he looked interesting, so she said, "I don't want to bother going downstairs but I'll let my hair down and you can climb up here."

The prince climbed up Rapunzel's hair and they made passionate love. Afterward the wicked sorceress side of Rapunzel took over and she said, "I feel like you were only using me and you don't care about me at all." The prince said, "What's wrong, I made you climax didn't I?" This only made Rapunzel more furious, and she said, "Love is more than just … that."

This was a new idea to the prince, so he had to stop talking and go away for a couple days to think about it. When he finally came back, he called up to the window, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair." But Rapunzel responded, "When you were away the wicked sorceress side of my personality came out and I cut off all my hair so you couldn't climb up here." The prince said, "Well, come downstairs and unlock the door to the lobby." Rapunzel answered, "Why do I have to do all the work in this relationship?"

So the prince went away to Asia and entered a Buddhist monastery where he could try to make sense of his life. Rapunzel's hair grew back amazingly fast, and within a month a new handsome prince was below her window, calling, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair."